A Clean Beaver Always Gets More Wood – Sarcastic Beaver Shirt

This shirt is for the people who appreciate humor that’s… let’s call it “efficiently inappropriate.” Featuring a smug little beaver perched on a log, this design delivers a double‑take punchline without saying anything technically wrong. It’s clean. It’s clever. It’s just suggestive enough to make your friends choke on their coffee.

Why You’ll Love It

• Bold, high‑contrast graphic that pops on black
• Perfect for sarcastic personalities, lumber‑adjacent humans, and anyone who enjoys a well‑crafted double entendre
• Great conversation starter — or conversation ender, depending on the crowd
• Soft, comfortable, and durable for everyday wear

Who It’s For

• People with a sense of humor
• People without a sense of humor but who enjoy confusing others
• Anyone who wants to wear something that makes strangers smirk

Occasions

• Parties
• Camping trips
• Casual Fridays
• Family gatherings (if you enjoy chaos)

Care Instructions

Wash cold, inside out. Keep your beaver clean.