A Penny For Your Thoughts Seems A Little Pricey – Sarcastic Shirt

For the days when your patience is on backorder and small talk feels like a luxury item, this shirt says what you’re thinking — without you having to say a word. Featuring bold, clean typography, it delivers a dry, deadpan punchline that hits harder the longer someone stares at it.

Why You’ll Love It

• Crisp, high‑contrast design that reads instantly
• Perfect for introverts, overthinkers, and people who’ve heard one too many bad takes
• A+ sarcasm delivery system
• Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear

Who It’s For

• People who weaponize dry humor
• Anyone who values their mental bandwidth
• Folks who enjoy shirts that do the socializing for them

Occasions

• Work (if HR is chill)
• Coffee shops
• Family gatherings
• Any situation where someone might overshare

Care Instructions

Wash cold, inside out. Your sarcasm will last longer.