Bear Attack Tip Graphic Tee – Funny Camping Shirt

For people who love camping… and accepting their fate.
This shirt delivers the kind of wilderness advice that’s technically useless but emotionally accurate. Featuring a bold bear‑attack “tip” that won’t save your life but will get a laugh, it’s perfect for hikers, campers, and anyone who processes danger through sarcasm.

Whether you're roasting marshmallows or running from bears, it's the perfect conversation starter for campers, hikers, and sarcastic survivalists.

• Durable enough to survive everything except an actual bear
• White vinyl graphic with bear + “victim” silhouette
• Unisex fit, pre‑shrunk, and ready for the outdoors
• Ideal gift for dark‑humor lovers, survivalists, outdoorsy friends with a twisted sense of humor, and people who run slower than their friends
• Guaranteed to start conversations… and possibly arguments about wilderness safety
• Unisex fit, true to size

Warning: May attract bears with a sense of irony.

Disclaimer: Shirt will not improve your odds in a bear encounter. But you’ll look fantastic in the obituary photos.