CAUTION NO FILTER - The Shirt That Warns People Before You Ruin Their Day - Funny Warning Graphic T-Shirt

Speak your mind. Loudly. Safely(ish).

Congratulations! You’ve found the perfect T‑shirt for anyone whose mouth operates on a strict “zero‑delay, maximum damage” policy. This isn’t just apparel — it’s a public safety announcement disguised as casual wear. 

Meet the T‑shirt that does what your friends, coworkers, and family wish they could: warn people before you open your mouth.

The perfect uniform for anyone who treats “inside voice” as a myth and “tact” as optional DLC.

Why This Shirt Exists

Some people use diplomacy. Others use silence.
You? You use whatever thought pops into your head at 200 mph.
This shirt simply gives the world a fighting chance.

What You’re Actually Getting

• 100% Cotton: Soft, breathable, and comfortable enough to lull bystanders into thinking you’re approachable. Comfy enough to wear while dropping truth bombs.
• Unisex Fit: Works on every body type, from “gym enthusiast” to “I lift only emotional baggage.”
• High‑Contrast Vinyl Graphic: Bright OSHA‑yellow warning sign so bold it practically screams, “Proceed at your own risk.”
• Hand‑Pressed Quality: Crafted with the same level of care you don’t use when choosing your words.
• Durable & Long‑Lasting: Designed to survive wash cycles, bad decisions, and awkward conversations.

When to Wear It

• Construction sites
• Family gatherings
• First dates (if you’re honest about who you are)
• Work meetings where HR is already watching you
• Any situation where you want to lower expectations before you open your mouth

Why People Will Love/Hate It

• Friends: Will laugh because they know it’s true.
• Strangers: Will keep their distance, which is honestly a win.
• Coworkers: Will pretend they’re not offended.
• Your boss: Will question their hiring decisions

Perfect For

• Sarcastic personalities
• Construction workers
• People who overshare
• Anyone who has ever been told “you can’t say that”
• Gifting to your most unfiltered friend

Why Customers Love It

This shirt is a walking disclaimer. It sets expectations, lowers disappointment, and keeps sensitive people at a safe distance. It’s funny, bold, and brutally honest — just like the wearer.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry.

The Vibe

This shirt doesn’t whisper.
It doesn’t hint.
It doesn’t imply.
It announces your personality like a foghorn strapped to a chainsaw, because subtlety is for cowards.
Whether you’re on a construction site, in a meeting, or ruining Thanksgiving dinner, this shirt delivers the message loud and clear.

If people can’t handle that?
That’s a them problem.