Chance of Sarcasm - 100% Forecasted Snark - T-Shirt

Brace yourself: the sarcasm levels are off the charts. Some people wear their heart on their sleeve. You? You wear a weather report for your soul. Whether you're debugging code, dodging group projects, or surviving another meeting that could’ve been an email, this shirt delivers the forecast loud and clear.

This shirt doesn’t just say “I’m sarcastic.” It says “I’ve seen things. I’ve debugged things. I’ve survived meetings where someone said ‘Let’s circle back.’” Whether you’re trapped in a server room, ghosting group chats, or silently judging humanity from a classroom corner, this tee delivers the forecast: bleak with a strong chance of biting commentary.

• Crisp white vinyl graphic, scaled for wearability
• Forecast icons: TODAY 90%, TONIGHT 95%, TOMORROW 98%, FOREVER 100%
• Ideal for server rooms, classrooms, or anywhere hope goes to die
• Tagless neck (because irritation should be emotional, not physical)

Perfect for IT techs, college students, introverts, anyone fluent in passive aggression, and those whose internal monologue deserves a warning label. Wear it to work. Wear it to class. Wear it to family dinner if you’re feeling brave.

Wear it to warn others. Or don’t. They’ll figure it out eventually.