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Coffee – It Makes Me Feel Less Murdery - Funny Caffeine Lover Tee
Coffee – It Makes Me Feel Less Murdery - Funny Caffeine Lover Tee
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$15.95 USD
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Overview
For the caffeine‑addicted menace who’s one sip away from becoming a workplace cautionary tale. This bold black tee features a steaming cup graphic paired with a brutally honest truth: coffee keeps the chaos contained.
Why It Hits Hard
- High‑contrast white‑on‑black design with attitude
- Dark humor that resonates with the chronically caffeinated
- Perfect for anyone who’s friendlier after their first cup
- Guaranteed to get smirks, side‑eyes, and “same” from strangers
Product Details
- Durable heat‑pressed vinyl built for daily wear
- Soft, comfortable fit for long days and longer moods
- Machine washable, tumble dry
Perfect For
- Coffee addicts with a sarcastic streak
- Baristas who’ve seen too much
- Office dwellers surviving on caffeine and willpower
- Students running on deadlines and dark humor
- Anyone who uses coffee as personality armor
- Office warriors
- College students
- Anyone who needs caffeine to tolerate humanity
- Someone who runs on sarcasm, caffeine, and pure survival mode.
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