Coffee – It Makes Me Feel Less Murdery - Funny Caffeine Lover Tee

Overview

For the caffeine‑addicted menace who’s one sip away from becoming a workplace cautionary tale. This bold black tee features a steaming cup graphic paired with a brutally honest truth: coffee keeps the chaos contained.

Why It Hits Hard

• High‑contrast white‑on‑black design with attitude
• Dark humor that resonates with the chronically caffeinated
• Perfect for anyone who’s friendlier after their first cup
• Guaranteed to get smirks, side‑eyes, and “same” from strangers

Product Details

• Durable heat‑pressed vinyl built for daily wear
• Soft, comfortable fit for long days and longer moods
• Machine washable, tumble dry

Perfect For

• Coffee addicts with a sarcastic streak
• Baristas who’ve seen too much
• Office dwellers surviving on caffeine and willpower
• Students running on deadlines and dark humor
• Anyone who uses coffee as personality armor
• Office warriors
• College students
• Anyone who needs caffeine to tolerate humanity
• Someone who runs on sarcasm, caffeine, and pure survival mode.