Funny Introvert T-Shirt – “I Am Nervous, Please Do Not Pet Me” – Social Anxiety Humor Tee – Funny Casual Shirt

For those of us who are awkward… and proud of it. 😬

If you’d rather avoid awkward hugs, forced small talk, or surprise pets, this shirt lets you politely — but hilariously — set boundaries. The “I Am Nervous, Please Do Not Pet Me” tee is perfect for introverts, anxious friends, pet lovers with a sense of irony, and anyone who appreciates honest humor.

Made from soft, breathable fabric and built for everyday comfort, it’s ideal for casual wear, gifting, or just letting the world know exactly how you feel — with style.

Perfect for:

Introverts & socially awkward humans
Gift for friends who dodge crowds
Casual hangouts and errands
Humor lovers with boundary vibes

Make awkward look awesome.

Fit: Unisex, classic fit
Material: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary by size/color)
Fabric Weight: Mediumweight, durable everyday tee
Neck: Crew neck
Care: Machine wash cold, turned inside-out, tumble dry low.