Activate full spud meltdown with this bold black tee featuring a panicking potato and the immortal words: Potato Mode Activated and I Regret Everything. Whether you're spiraling at work, flaking on plans, or just vibing with existential dread, this shirt says it all — loudly, proudly, and in crispy white vinyl.
White vinyl graphic on black
Cuttable with Cricut, wearable with shame
Perfect for introverts, overthinkers, and snack-based identities
Because focus is overrated
