Sarcastic Raccoon Shirt – “I’m Here to Make Sht Worse” – Funny Work Tee for Chaos Agents*

Meet your new uniform for unapologetic sabotage. This funny raccoon shirt is for the forklift driver who hits the horn just to cause panic, the warehouse gremlin who thrives on mild destruction, and anyone who clocked in solely to make things worse. Featuring a smug raccoon with a lit flame and a bold declaration of intent, this sarcastic work tee is your official license to instigate.

Why You’ll Love It (Or Hate It)

• Black tee with bold white lettering that screams “I’m not here to help”
• Cartoon raccoon with a lighter — because fire fixes everything
• Soft cotton blend that survives workplace drama and actual fires
• Unisex fit for all genders and all levels of workplace dysfunction
• Great gift for coworkers, mechanics, warehouse staff, and chaos enthusiasts
• Ideal for coworkers who should’ve been fired months ago

Perfect For

• Forklift operators
• Warehouse workers who live for petty sabotage
• Sarcastic coworkers who weaponize humor
• Fans of dark humor
• People who make things worse (on purpose)