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Infantry - Proof that plans never survive contact with reality
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Infantry - The original multitool of the military
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Infantry - Where optimism goes to get field-tested
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My cat and I talk shit about you
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My dog and I talk shit about you
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My level of maturity depends on who I'm with
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My people skills are just fine, it's my tolerance for idiots that needs work
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My phone was silent, but my FART was not
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Potato Mode Activated - I Regret Everything - Panic Potato - t-shirt
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RESPECT my LGBTQ+ homies or I'm going to identify as a problem
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm sorry to say, but I'm not into you
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Roses are red, violets bare blue, if you're too stupid, I'm not talking to you
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STOP WORRYING IF PEOPLE LIKE YOU – Dark Humor Graphic Tee
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The cat made me do it
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This is what weaponized incompetence looks like
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This Santa Loves Going Down
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Today is a wonderful day to go f*ck yourself
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Today is slap an idiot day. I'm gunna be busy.
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WARNING - Immature Content
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Because focus is overrated
